Organic Food

I eat only organic food. I just don’t understand people who would ever put any non-organic food in their bodies. But me, I make sure that everything I put in my body (my temple) is 100% pure organic.

People clamor to know why. What I want to know is, why not, what’s wrong with you? I’m really not sure why you skeptics think it’s acceptable to eat foods comprised of silicon-based compounds in the first place, but as for me, it’s carbon-compounds all the way.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to McDonald’s to get me a nice organic quarter pounder or two. Mmm.

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One Response to Organic Food

  1. TGP says:

    Precisely. Carbon. Hydrogen. Oxygen. That is organic.

    The other thing we hear about is marketing.

    Now put some chees on that motherfucker!

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