The Romney-Bain Matrix
January 24, 2012 4 Comments
I present a Table (click to enlarge).
This Table helpfully partitions humanity into four (4) quadrants, represented as a 2 x 2 distribution matrix. It is easily observed that this matrix is strongly anti-diagonal, meaning that most of humanity can be found in either quadrants II or III (we have denoted these using green highlighting).
It is an active area of research to identify diagonal humans. The author (Quadrant IV) is a rare known example. The existence of others, however, is largely speculative.
There’s more than 6 billion people in quadrant IV, so I’m sure you won’t be too lonely there.
It is possible that our methodology is subject to sample bias (the author has sampled humanity mostly via blogs)
But just imagine the glory that a Romneyologist would get if he found one of the elusive ‘category I’s!
Our computerized ‘Romney models’ predict their existence, so there must be one somewhere.
What’s to understand? Bain was a business. Business is eeeeeeevil, is it distracts the proles from their proper function of adoring the political class.