Major Newt To Moonbase Alpha, Do You Read Me Major Newt
January 25, 2012 1 Comment
Over to you, Newt:
“Does that mean I’m visionary? You betcha,” he said.
I think it’s terrific that he has finally admitted how visionary he (Newt) is. Must have been difficult. But hey, facts are facts. Good on him for acknowledging his visionaryness.
In this case, his visionary vision reveals itself in the form of saying he’ll make there be a ‘permanent base on the moon’ within 8 years (but only if we make him be the President. I bet he could still do it without being the President though, like if we gave him some grants).
So that would be around 2020, which hey, you know, only 21 years later than I had been anticipating…
After that, Newt wants to go to Mars, back where the red-cold sun is sinking to the Channels of A’DAAR.
Yikes, sorry, my references are all over the place here.
Where’s George Bailey when you need him?