Make It Stop
October 26, 2012 7 Comments
So this is the ‘Lena Dunham’ that’s all famous and everyone loves and whatnot?
Holy cow (no pun intended). I can barely watch more than ~3 uninterrupted seconds of her talking without the irresistible urge to SHUT IT OFF. Is this what our politics are reduced to? If this is what is appealing to Younger Voters, I just. I give up.
UPDATE: I’m just glad the Obama administration has made sure to tell us they’re the people of Facts And Science And Argument. Otherwise the Facts And Science of Lena Dunham’s Argument might have just gone over my head. Or under, whatever.
UPDATE: So help me out, Lena Dunham fans: her schtick is that she’s a lesbian but pretends not to be and everyone pretends not to notice? Is that it or is there more to it?
UPDATE: This is a perfect illustration of what I mean when I lament the old negative campaign days of candidates calling each other cuckolds and mulattos. You really want to tell me this tripe is better?
UPDATE: But I shouldn’t talk, as I haven’t really watched this ad. I wasn’t kidding when I said I couldn’t take more than 3 seconds at a time without turning it off.
You know, Obama never did seem to understand that No means No…
I got through about 6 seconds of the video but…
Her show is basically a giant observation that modern women are absolute monsters who should not be taken seriously about anything so I’m guessing that her election videos will be in the same vein.
I don’t think she’s a lesbian, btw – just really unattractive.
You shouldn’t vote for someone who thinks gay people shouldn’t have absurd weddings as seen on TV. In other words, you shouldn’t have voted for Barack Obama in 2008. So naturally, her first time voting was for…Barack Obama…in 2008.
But…what…who…how? Has Obama once again used his transformative powers to reach back and change history itself?
She wouldn’t be that unattractive if not for the tattoo. I can’t fathom the tattoos…for what purpose are people getting these things?
It’s the tattoo what makes her lesbian IMHO. Tattoos in other places on the body maybe not. But there? Lesbian.
#science
Bicep tattoos are pretty popular now on hipster chicks. Lesbian-chic is a huge part of their style aesthetic.
Right. BECAUSE THEY”RE ALL LESBOS!!
Okay, admittedly, she may not be. Fortunately I will never need to know for sure.