These things I totally believe
November 10, 2012 4 Comments
I totally believe that the CIA Director resigned because he had an extramarital affair and thinking about that, regret, or similar feelings suddenly made him want to not be the CIA Director anymore and resign a couple days ago.
I totally believe that a while ago a bunch of people in Benghazi, Libya were browsing the internet and came across a video on Youtube, and got so irate about what they saw in it that that they decided to put on body armor and grab their rocket launchers and head down to the local annex of the U.S. Embassy to show their indignation by staging a protest, involving the traditional methods of protest such as kinetically causing high-speed metallic projectiles and explosives to fly towards said annex.
I totally believe that if the (R) party were to, like, just ask black voters and Hispanic voters to vote for them, they totally would.
I totally believe that more than 2% of the people who are in favor of Obamacare totally know in detail what Obamacare is about and will do.
I totally believe that when the person with the (D) after his name gets 99% or 100% of the vote in certain districts that contain gigantic housing projects and the like, that was the result of an honest and legitimate voting process.
Wait, no. Wait. Hold on. I think I typed the wrong word. ‘Totally’ is the wrong word up there, isn’t it? Dang, now I have to rewrite this whole post.
UPDATE: I totally believe that when someone immigrates to the U.S. (legally or illegally), it’s usually because they got a ‘job offer’ from an ‘American citizen who wants to freely contract with them for their labor’. That’s totally usually what it is.