My half-billion dollar movie idea
November 17, 2012, 2:19 pm
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I haven’t been holding up my end when it comes to keeping up with the Underworld series. Has anyone made any headway in that whole war between the vampires and the Lycans?

What I think really needs to happen – indeed, is inevitable at some point – is an AvP-style crossover between Underworld and the Resident Evil series. (Full disclosure: have not seen any Resident Evil movies. But I bet they rock.) Then you’d have vampires, werewolves, Lycans and Umbrella Corp zombies all fighting each other. But WAIT. Would Alice and Selene be on the same side??

I’m thinking maybe they’d start out enemies and have a big kick ass showdown at the end of Act 1, but then they’d realize they needed to join forces, so in the finale they are shooting and kicking side by side. C’mon don’t tell me that wouldn’t be AWESOME to see Milla and Kate fighting side by side, killing thousands of whatevers with their KICKING and stuff.

But the coup de grace – and this is what makes it a half a billion idea, people – is that at the very end, the whole Twilight gang shows up. And Alice & Selene get to slaughter them all! Because after all, those Twilight people are all a bunch of vampires and werewolves too, or so I am given to understand. Well guess what? It turns out they were behind it ALL. Only by wiping them out can this horrendous, devastating war come to an end.

And then, Alice & Selene would, like, make out.

Roll credits.

Nobody better steal this idea without giving me my cut.

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