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I know this will disappoint my freedom-loving readers, but in light of the New York Times’s bold and courageous call for ‘meaningful action’ following the Sandy Hook mass murder, I think there’s only one inescapable conclusion:
I think it’s time to ban murdering people.
I know, this seems extreme, but we can’t continue to sit idly by and be slaves to ancient dogma while these tragedies persist. As such, an outright ban on murdering people is the only meaningful action that makes sense.
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